The internet has everything, so why not a site dedicated to racoons getting married? Animals getting married seems awfully cute, but there is a subversive punk rock element to this site. Nothing is always as it appears.
Seriously, let’s get this band back together folks. In the meanwhile, cute pictures of racoon weddings. Why do I spell it that way? Reasons. Then we can move on to other animals getting married, because that’s what we do here.
A lot of people have weddings for their pets. It’s not like the pets know what’s happening, they just know they’re being forced to wear a silly outfit and listen to “Here comes the bride”. Actually that sounds exactly like my wedding.
/rock and roll, people.